Why American Roadside Attractions Will Never Die
by Jeffrey Sward
 
Background
 

The era before the creation of the interstate highway system, roughly 1920-1955, is often characterized as the golden age of American roadside attractions. During the pre-interstate-highway era, cross-country automobile travel was primarily on two-lane highways with periodic traffic signals and cross-traffic. The archetypal two-lane highway offered ample visibility to roadside businesses. One very successful strategy to encourage the motorist to stop and spend money was to create the most garish and unique visual presence possible as seen from the moving vehicle. Both vernacular architecture and creative repetitive billboards flourished. The theory and practice was that the more unique the appearance, the greater the chance for business.

The interstate highway system was begun by legislation signed in 1956 by its champion Dwight D. Eisenhower. A few years later, due to efforts by Lady Bird Johnson and others, highway beautification laws dramatically reduced the presence of highway billboards. Major ways in which interstate highways differ from the previous highways include controlled access, no stop lights, isolation from business districts, higher speed limits, and fewer billboards. The new aspects of the interstate highways discouraged motorists from stopping. Interstate highways tended to be built in similar but not identical locations to the two-lane highways which they superceded Often businesses visible from the two-lane highway were not visible from the new interstate highway. As the interstate highway system expanded, businesses which were optimized for two-lane traffic traffic patterns failed in droves. Since many of the two-lane roadside businesses were also unique and innovative roadside attractions, a more homogenized and boring interstate highway landscape emerged.

Various scholarly studies of the two-lane-to-interstate phenomenon have been created, such as this William C. Gartner article in the Journal of Regional Analysis and Policy .

However, despite the massive disruption of travel and business patterns caused by the interstate highway system replacing two-lane highway, it is manifest that American roadside attractions will never die. The main reasons American roadside attractions will never die are basic human drives, and rugged individualism.

 

Reason 1: Basic Human Drives

 

Countless case studies have shown that two aspects of human group behavior cannot be suppressed, namely sexual behavior and economic behavior.

Societal attempts at suppression of sexuality results in an underground sex subculture. For example, Victorian era attempts at societal sexual suppression resulted in vast underground networks of both houses of prostitution and pornography.

Societal attempts at suppression of economic activity result in black markets. Two examples of suppression-driven black markets are the general goods black markets created by Communism, and the liquor black market created by prohibition in the United Statues during 1920-1933.

One fundamental motivation for roadside attractions is economic. The objective is to cause the driver to stop, and hence part with some cash. The creation of roadside attractions as an entrepreneurial economic response is a fundamental human behavior which cannot be suppressed.

 

Reason 2: One Person Makes a Difference (Rugged Individualism)

 

Many roadside attractions are the result of the efforts of one individual. Individual efforts are of the types (a) concept and personal construction, (b) personal collections and (c) concept, planning, and supervision.

There will always be individuals with visions for personal creations, collections, or enterprises. These rugged individualists will always exist, and will continue to create according to their personal imaginations. Individual creations are completely unrelated to current fads in highway design and construction.

 
Examples of One Person Making a Difference
 

Some examples of instances of where the vision one person makes a difference (this short list intentionally excludes restaurants. The restaurant list equally long):

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American Sanitary Plumbing Museum , Worcester, Massachusetts. What goes in must come out. It's pronounced either "Wista" or "War Stir." Personal collection of Charles Manoog.
American Sign Museum , Cincinnati, Ohio. A sign of our times. Concept, planning, and supervision by Tod Swormstedt.
Ball of Twine , Cawker City, Kansas. In its 50th. year and still growing. Concept and personal construction by Frank Stoeber.
Barney Smith Toilet Seat Art Museum , San Antonio, Texas. Set a spell. Personal collection of Barney Smith.
Baseball Reliquary , Monrovia, California. Rebels, rascals, and reprobates. Personal collection of Terry Cannon.
Blue Whale , Catoosa, Oklahoma. Anniversary Gift. Concept and personal construction by Hugh Davis.
Cadillac Ranch , Amarillo, Texas. Half-buried Cadillacs. Concept, planning, and supervision by Stanley Marsh.
Carhenge , Alliance, Nebraska. Stonehenge meets Detroit. Concept and personal construction by Jim Reinders.
Casa Bonita , Mexican restaurant, Denver, Colorado. Indoor cliff divers. Concept, planning, and supervision by Bill Waugh.
Cockroach Hall of Fame , Plano, Texas. Cockroaches that will put a smile on your face. Personal collection of Michael Bohdan.
Coral Castle , Homestead, Florida. Furniture suite carved from solid coral. Concept and personal construction by Ed Leedskalnin.
Crazy Horse Memorial , Custer, South Dakota. Under construction. Concept and personal construction by Korczak Ziolkowski.
Cypress Gardens , Winter Haven, Florida. Water ski shows, Southern belles, and living fountain statue. Concept, planning, and supervision by Dick and Julie Pope.
Deer Park Winery and Automobile Museum , Escondido, California. World's largest collection of American convertibles manufactured since 1946. Personal collection of Robert Knapp.
Dinosaurs , Cabazon, California. One man makes a difference. Concept and personal construction by Claude Bell.
Dixie Truck Stop , McLean, Illinois. Route 66 Hall of Fame. Concept, planning, and supervision by John Geske.
Don Q Fantasuites , Dodgeville, Wisconsin. Themed motel rooms. Concept, planning, and supervision by Don Quinn.
Exotic World , Helendale, California. Burlesque Museum. Personal collection of Jennie Lee .
Florida Splendid China , Kissimmee, Florida. Miniature great wall. Concept, planning, and supervision by Sunny Yang.
Forbidden Gardens , Katy Texas. Everyone should have a terra cotta army. Concept, planning, and supervision by Ira P.H. Poon.
Forestiere's Underground Gardens , Fresno, California. Down under. Concept and personal construction by Baldassare Forestiere .
Garden of Eden , Lucas, Kansas. Read it, stop or go on, just as you please. Concept and personal construction by Samuel Perry Dinsmoor.
Hearst Castle , San Simeon, California. Patty's granddad builds a ranch house. Call ahead for a tour. Concept, planning, and supervision by William Randolph Hearst
Hole in the Rock , Moab, Utah. At home inside a mountain. Concept and personal construction by Albert Christensen.
House of Presidents Wax Museum , Clermont, Florida. World's largest dollhouse. Concept and personal construction by John Zweifel.
House on the Rock , Spring Green, Wisconsin. The ultimate collection of collections plus the infinity room. Personal collections of Alex Jordan.
International Checker Hall of Fame , Petal, Mississippi. Blame King Tut. Personal collection of Charles Walker .
Johnson Victrola Museum , Dover, Delaware. His master's voice. Personal collection of E.R. Fenimore Johnson .
Lindbergh Crate Museum , Canaan, Maine. Return trip of the Spirit of St. Louis. Personal collection of Larry Ross.
Louis Toavs John Deere Tractor Museum , Wolf Point, Montana. From 1916 in chronological order. Personal collection of Louis Toavs.
Lunchbox Museum , Columbus, Georgia. Take a trip back in time. Personal collection of Georgia.Allen Woodall.
Madonna Inn , San Luis Obispo, California. No two rooms alike. Concept, planning, and supervision by Alex Madonna.
Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum , Farmington Hills, Michigan. Most magnificent. Personal collection of Marvin Yagoda.
May Natural History Museum , Colorado Springs, Colorado. Tropical insects. Personal collection of James F. W. May.
Mercer Museum , Doylestown, Pennsylvania. Gadgets. Personal collections of Henry C. Mercer.
Mount Rushmore National Monument, Keystone, South Dakota. Sadly, the original restaurant with the large plate glass windows has been torn down. Concept and personal construction by Gutzon Borglum.
Museum of Beverage Containers and Advertising , Goodlettsville and Millersville, Tennessee. Call for an appointment. Personal collection of Tom Bates.
Museum of Death , Hollywood, California. Art work by serial killers. Personal collection of Cathee Shultz and J.D. Healy.
Museum of Dirt , Boston, Massachusetts. One scoop at a time. Personal collection of Glenn Johansen .
Museum of Jurassic Technology , Culver City, California. A chain of flowers into the mysteries of life. Concept, planning, and supervision by David Wilson.
Museum of Questionable Medical Devices , Minneapolis, Minnesota. Quack central. Personal collection of Bob McCoy.
Mustard Museum , Mount Horeb, Wisconsin. The bottom line: we know mustard. Personal collection of Barry Levenson.
National Freshwater Fishing Hall of Fame , Hayward, Wisconsin. The Shrine to Anglers. Concept, planning, and supervision by Bob Kutz.
Nethercutt Museum, Sylmar, California. Funcional fine art. Automobiles, mechanical musical instruments, and antique furniture. Personal collection of Merle Norman Cosmetics magnate J.B. Nethercutt.
Nutshell Studies of Unexplained Death by Frances Glessner Lee , third floor of the Maryland Medical Examiner's Office, Baltimore, Maryland. When dolls go bad. Concept, planning, and supervision by Frances Glessner Lee.
Orange Show Center for Visonary Art, Houston, Texas. A clown among uniformed mannequins. Concept, planning, and supervision by Jeff McKissack.
Paul Bunyan Birthplace and Statue , Bangor, Maine. Concept, planning, and supervision by J. Norman Martin.
Pedro's South of the Border , Mexican Restaurant, Dillon, South Carolina. The sombrero tower. Concept, planning, and supervision by Al Schafer.
Pepe's North of the Border , Mexican restaurant. Barrow, Alaska. Concept, planning, and supervision by Fran Tate.
Revolving and Rotating Globe , DeLorme Headquarters, Yarmouth, Maine. Eartha. 41 feet one and one-half inches. Concept, planning, and supervision by David DeLorme .
Roadside America Miniature Village , Shartlesville, Pennsylvania. Be prepared to see more than you expect. You'll be amazed. Concept and personal construction by Laurence Gieringer.
Ron Lee's World of Clowns Factory Tour , Henderson, Nevada. Home of Hobo Joe. Concept, planning, and supervision by Ron Lee.
Rothschild Petersen Patent Model Museum , Cazenovia, New York. Preserve our national historic treasures. Personal collection of Alan Rothschild.
Salvation Mountain , Niland, California. Hello. Make yourself at home. Concept and personal construction by Leonard Knight .
Shea's Gas Station Museum , Springfield, Illinois. Fill 'er up. Personal collection of Bill Shea.
Shelburne Museum, Shelburne, Vermont. Paintings, Folk Art, Historic Houses, Decorative Arts, Quilts, Decoys, Carriages, Tools, Toys, Dolls, Dollhouses, Native American Artifacts, Miniature Circus Figures and Circus Posters. Personal collections of Electra Havemeyer Webb.
Skowhegan Indian , Skowhegan, Maine. On June 21, 1969 U.S. copyright registration #GP73844 was first registered. This copyright pertains to the Indian in both physical and image form. So...if you are interested in using the image of the Indian, please contact the Chamber in order that the policy and procedure established for usage may be followed and recorded. Concept and personal construction by Bernard Langlais.
Stonehenge II , Hunt, Texas. Just as unusual as original. Concept and personal construction by Al Shepperd.
Strong National Museum of Play , Rochester, New York. The National Toy Hall of Fame. Personal collection of Margaret Woodbury Strong.
Thermometer , Baker, California. Baking in Baker. Concept, planning, and supervision by Will Herron.
Thing, The , Between Benson and Willcox, Arizona. Tortured statues. Concept, planning, and supervision by Thomas Binkley Prince.
Thunder Mountain Monument, Imlay, Nevada. The Place Rolling Mountain Thunder built. Concept and personal construction by Frank Van Zant.
Tiny Town , Hot Springs, Arkansas. No kits. Concept and personal construction by Francis John Moshinskie.
Totem Poles , Foyil, Oklahoma. Concept and personal construction by Ed Galloway.
Tragedy in U.S. History Museum , St. Augustine, Florida. Artifacts from the demise of the rich and famous. Personal collection of L.H. Buddy Hough.
Trucking Hall of Fame , Iowa 80 Truck Stop, Walcott, Iowa. World's largest truck stop. Concept, planning, and supervision by Bill Moon.
Van Gogh Sunflower Painting , Goodland, Kansas. Sunflower Capital of the High Plains. Concept, planning, and supervision by Cameron Cross.
Wall Drug , Wall, South Dakota. Free ice water. Concept, planning, and supervision by Ted Hustead.
Warren Fuller Breweriana Collection, D'Iberville, Mississippi. Personal collection of Warren Fuller.
Warther's Carving Museum , Dover, Ohio. Ask about the pliers. Concept and personal construction by Ernest Mooney Warther.
Weeki Wachee , Weeki Wachee, Florida. Live mermaids. Where fantasy comes to life. Concept, planning, and supervision by Newton Perry
West Virginia State Farm Museum , Point Pleasant, West Virginia. Tractors, not insurance. Personal collection of Walden Roush.
Wigwam Motel , Rialto, California. Relax the Wigwam Way. Recently renovated. Concept, planning, and supervision by Frank Redford.
Wigwam Village (#2) , Cave City, Kentucky. Sleep in a wigwam. Concept, planning, and supervision by Frank Redford.
Wigwam Village Motel , Holbrook, Arizona. Have you slept in a wigwam lately? Concept, planning, and supervision by Frank Redford.
Wilson House of Laminates , Temple, Texas. If it doesn't move, laminate it. Concept, planning, and supervision by Ralph Wilson Sr.
 
Legend
xxThe golden flamingo award is given to those attractions of exceptional concept and scope.
 
xx Photographic evidence for this attraction by Jeffrey Sward.
xx The silver cup award is given to food establishments of high culinary quality and road food concept.
 
xxAttractions which are now closed. Bid a fond farewell to these roadside friends.
 
 

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